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Journal Entry: Tue Nov 10, 2009, 9:49 PM





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Vote for me, please? :3

I'm number 16.

o-o I didn't even know I was entering a contest, actually.. xD so I'm quite happy.
o.o Especially since people have voted for me.

Voting ends the 13th.

O: I COULD GET A SUB.

/giddy

PLEASE VOTE. x3 iloveyouall.

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SPAMPLZ

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 9, 2009, 9:14 PM





So, I really don't have much to say. 3: I just really wanted to use a journal CSS? XD


UMMM.


Okay, so I almost laughed at this girl today. We were grouped together for a presentation about the negative aspects of texting. So she asks me:
"You're going to do the part about, like... chatspeak, right?"
So I'm all:
"Yeah, illiteracy."
"Okay... whatever that is."

I nearly laughed. Right there.

I controlled myself.

xD That is all.


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  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: A Christmas Play

Can You Show Love?

Sat Oct 24, 2009, 10:09 PM
  • Mood: Mesmerized
  • Listening to: Casting Crowns
  • Reading: Vampire Stuff
Please Click:
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The Goal: At least 134,345 thank you letters to the men and women serving in the Armed Forces, both past and present.

Deadline: None (that I know of) as of right now.

Why: Why not? These men and women put themselves in harms way. They give their lives. The least you can do is thank them. So, start right now. Pick up a pen and a piece of paper. Start with 'Dear Soldier' if you want. Just thank them.

For more information, you can go to: [link]

It doesn't take long to write a letter. So, in between homework and researching for your next class, take a few minutes to sit down and write a letter. It's as simple as that.

~Squid

Devious Journal Entry

Wed Oct 21, 2009, 12:28 PM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Talking People
  • Watching: Lost
[b]USE THE SLOGAN GENERATOR HERE:[/b] [link]

[b]1. What do you say to yourself every morning?[/b]
You can't top a Squid.
[Alpha female right, here. Apparently, I don't bottomw. ;D]

[b]2. What do you want other people to say about you?[/b]
The Squid for all ages.
[I don't discriminate.]

[b]3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...[/b]
You've got questions. We've got Squid.
[Because that answers [i]all[/i] your questions.]

[b]4. How would you answer a booty call?[/b]
Moving at the speed of Squid.
[Too fast for you! D<]

[b]5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?[/b]
What can Squid do for you?
[';pparently, I'm a whore. D8]

[b]6. To someone you dislike?[/b]
The Squid is mightier than the sword.
[Oooooh, take that!]

[b]7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?[/b]
It's shake 'n' Squid, and I helped.
[Am I a guy? o: ]

[b]8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...[/b]
Don't be vague. Ask for Squid.
[Because. It's a good excuse. ;D]

[b]9. You're failing a subject, you say...[/b]
Try Squid, you'll like it.
[Better than a tutor! 8D]

[b]10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?[/b]
Turn loose the Squid.
[I can't be held down!]

[b]11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...[/b]
Think once, think twice, think Squid.
[BIG MISTAKE. D<]

[b]12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...[/b]
Be like dad, keep Squid.
[IIII don't know what that means.]

[b]13. What are the best words to describe you?[/b]
Why can't everything orange be Squid?
[Orange. o3o?]

[b]14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...[/b]
Would you give someone your last Squid?
[I'm apparently an item to be given. 3: ]

[b]15. Your last words before you die...[/b]
Easy, breezy, beautiful Squid.
[o3o Goin' out without a care in the world.]

[b]16. Your message to a special someone...[/b]
The man from Squid, he says 'Yes'.
[Say yes? o3o]

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I TAG. YOU. AND YOU.

This means:

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:iconmystic-viper:
:iconmystic-viper:

8D ILY<3

[b]17. Title of this post will be...[/b]

Common Sense

Wed Oct 14, 2009, 5:58 AM
  • Mood: dA Love
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn’t always fair,

and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and I’m A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

(Printed in The London Times)

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