[b]USE THE SLOGAN GENERATOR HERE:[/b] [link]

[b]1. What do you say to yourself every morning?[/b]
You can't top a Squid.
[Alpha female right, here. Apparently, I don't bottomw. ;D]

[b]2. What do you want other people to say about you?[/b]
The Squid for all ages.
[I don't discriminate.]

[b]3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...[/b]
You've got questions. We've got Squid.
[Because that answers [i]all[/i] your questions.]

[b]4. How would you answer a booty call?[/b]
Moving at the speed of Squid.
[Too fast for you! D<]

[b]5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?[/b]
What can Squid do for you?
['parently, I'm a whore. D8]

[b]6. To someone you dislike?[/b]
The Squid is mightier than the sword.
[Oooooh, take that!]

[b]7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?[/b]
It's shake 'n' Squid, and I helped.
[Am I a guy? o: ]

[b]8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...[/b]
Don't be vague. Ask for Squid.
[Because. It's a good excuse. ;D]

[b]9. You're failing a subject, you say...[/b]
Try Squid, you'll like it.
[Better than a tutor! 8D]

[b]10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?[/b]
Turn loose the Squid.
[I can't be held down!]

[b]11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...[/b]
Think once, think twice, think Squid.
[BIG MISTAKE. D<]

[b]12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...[/b]
Be like dad, keep Squid.
[IIII don't know what that means.]

[b]13. What are the best words to describe you?[/b]
Why can't everything orange be Squid?
[Orange. o3o?]

[b]14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...[/b]
Would you give someone your last Squid?
[I'm apparently an item to be given. 3: ]

[b]15. Your last words before you die...[/b]
Easy, breezy, beautiful Squid.
[o3o Goin' out without a care in the world.]

[b]16. Your message to a special someone...[/b]
The man from Squid, he says 'Yes'.
[Say yes? o3o]

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I TAG. YOU. AND YOU.

This means:





8D ILY<3

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